Lips of Wine.
im steph. live in south cali, 19 years young.
laughing so hard right now
good dog best friend
It’s funny how they all look guilty and sad
lol @ dog shaming woooh
Ate the armrest omg
Bahahaha this reminds me of my SILs dog. Jumped up on the table and ate a good chunk of our $600 wedding cake. Little shit.
Omg lol @ the blue poop!
(Source: emilysachs, via krystalbluee)
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
(Source: brennablueskies, via n-o--f-u-n)
hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
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Happy birthday BabyDuck!
You can expect a shitload of posts today. Apologies in advance.
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